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So, I worked my ass off tonight getting the new design done and
such. Check out the site, subscribe to it, do whatever you
got to
do. Saturdaze is basically SaturnineInTheLife, but I feel
will
blossom into something much more.
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| My birthday: September 13th. That day was an amazing day.
This day in the life SHOULD be starting on the 12th, because I
celebrated a lot that day. In fact, so much celebrating that I
have about 5 photos for the day. 3 of which were of my LEGO
adventure. So, this document will begin on the 13th, my actual
birthday.
The birthday boy himself.
The day started with a groggy Jessica and I.
Dakota was actually waving me goodbye. He was speaking German for some strange reason though.
My mom bringing me my Birthday Breakfast Burritos.
Sadly though, Jessica had to go to school, so Tim and I began our adventure.
Tim was being the most manly man ever.
The plan was to go to the 40 Year Old Virgin, again, but our Thetre sucks, so we ended up going to see my grandma.
Grandma Web, blurry and in focus at the same time.
Tim pushed me in the milk section, and I froze directly afterward.
"You're a GOD!" - Tim, to the budweiser man.
Once at the mall, there were wild horses. Tim jumped on one and rode into the sunset.
I quickly followed.
Too much me recently.
LATER ON: Adam is joining the military and was practicing.
No explanation, I just liked the photo. It's my birthday and I can put any photo up I want to.
This poor guy had not a grave, but a photo of one.
Stephan going back into the world the same way he came in, through a brown hole.
Adam coming out of the world the same way he did the first time. Through Stephan...
Adam got stuck in the big brown hole thing.
So, we left him there.
Anyway, onto my birthday dinner.
We were all hard in concentration looking for what we wanted to eat with the $6.50 we had.
Until this blurry man bought our dinner.
I had finally grown tired of eating.
But there was ice cream, so I had a reconsideration.
And we end in the All American Cafe group shot.
Great, great, great birthday. Thanks all who were a part!
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| Today was jammed packed! The day started early, 5:30 a.m. to be
exact, when Tim and I went on a morning bike ride. Then, around
4, there was much photo taking with Stephan, and it ended with Rob,
Jessica and I with sunset Dialing.
Me, Tim, and the bike I rode. Much fun.
The best picture ever taken.
The sunrise.
Anyway, photo taking time! Stephan...doing what he does...posing.
Bikes AND Skateboards? Holy shit, today was athletic!
"You don't have a picture of us." - Joe.
*Snap.
"Do Now." - Me.
Stephan, messing up a trick.
Directly after this photo was taken, Stephan broke his face.
Art photography on a site I run? NEVVVEERRRR.
Wheeee.
Stephan's posse.
After all that Skateboarding, Rob came by and suggested Jessica and I go
with him to pick up his mom in Mini-Keokuk, otherwise known as Ft.
Madison.
The sexiest pirate ever.
The obligatory mirror shot.
3RD GRADE, JESSICA!!!
Fuck You, Rob! - Jessica.
This is where we found a dead poodle lying in the back window of a car.
I'm not kidding.
"I knew a girl with a peg leg once, her name was Eileen." - Rob's horrible pun.
If you are dyslexic, you are laughing right now.
Tee-Hee, LAID.
Laid? Yeah, I have nothing.
Robs painting. Pretty, innit?
Rob, looking like Steve-O from Jackass.
THE PINWHEEL!
The Cojob. Not to be confused with other jobs.
They love me.
Holy shit, my seat folds down?
Holy shit, my seat folds down!
HOLY SHIT, MY SEAT FOLDS DOWN!
Rob, and his ocean liner pride, together since 2005.
Yeah, we'll show those conservative mother fuckers! Rob, you know what to do.
Oh yeah, we were supposed to pick up Rob's mommy.
There she is, in all of her Dial glory.
And we end how every Day In The Life should...with a sunset.
Today was the best day I've had in a very long time.
September might not be so bad after all.
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| Concertfest, August 2005. Where the bands are shitty, but the trip to the shit is fun! And smell free!
Stephan and I had to wait for Tim in the parking lot for ten minutes. That bitch.
When he finally got into the Ocean Liner, he happened to be a Negative Nancy.
Much to seeing this face! I mean, come on...</cocky>
We're a band. We call ourselves, "Two Emo's and A Drummer."
I liked this picture when I took it, so I decided to throw it up here.
Stephan sad. Or just posing. Take a wild guess. I think Tim took this photo.
Yeah, definitely Tim.
Honest Abe and I rock our when no one is around.
Tim took this photo, I think it's his best photo. Nice picture.
Stephan driving the OCEAN LINER. Where is Rob? He pussed out.
This picture makes me laugh for some reason.
Too much me in this Day In The Life.
No Shit? SORRY JAKE! (kidding.)
Tee-Hee.
We waited at the car for the show to begin, because the scene kids
there looked more scene than Tim AND Stepan. Yeah, THAT wild!
Stephan and Cance...umn, a cigerette.
And we end before the concert even started.
Don't worry, I saved you a lot of garbage.
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| This day in the life showcases a random summer night in Keokuk, Iowa and a bunch of crazy kids with no plan.
Cody: Hy-Vee is my fancy. Wal-Mart is too worried about me stealing their tools of the trade. Fuck them.
Rob: Personally, I prefer Wal*Mart for consumer goods. But Hy-Vee let's
us dick around as much as we want without kicking us out.
Cody: Rob mentioned religion, I mentioned it being bullshit, Tim got into it, Rob flew.
Rob: I mentioned God. Tim tried to rebuttle. It started my ranting.
Cody: "What would happen if the guy took all the drugs in the world?" - Tim "Uh...He'd die." - Rob.
Rob: "Uhh..but what if..wait, I forgot what I was going to say."-Tim.
Cody: I think Stephan tried to get into the conversation, but was quickly written out by...the rest of us.
Rob: "I sure hope Rob doesn't ask me anything hard."-Stephan.
Rob: Fun Fact: This is the exact same face Tim made when he found out Stephan was gay.
Cody: Rob is correct.
Cody: "God's an evil fucker. He put everything here." - Tim (Going to hell.)
Rob: "You mean, rape is ok?!"-Tim
Cody: "I believe in God." - Rob
Rob: "No, fucktard, it's just not as evil as murder."
Rob: Something caught my eye. Probably something tasty.
Cody: Like a penis.
Rob: Eh..what can I say. I'm a scene kid.
Cody: Eh...What can I say...he's emo.
Cody: Stephan crying about his hat going missing.
Rob: Gratuitious Fun Fact: Ladies, this is the boy you keep falling in
love with. That's not a look of wonderment. That's the look of dumb.
Rob: Not Photoshopped. I actually can jump. SpongeBob Push Up Pops make me happy.
Cody: Though, this WAS going to be Photoshopped, but I thought it
would much less satisfying seeing a sasquatch in a bikini.
Cody: If you want ice cream that tastes like frozen cough medicine, this is your drug of choice.
Rob: The only reason they come with a resealable cap is so when you
throw them for tasting so fucking horrible, they don't burn out
someone's eyes.
Cody: These were much better tasting.
Rob: See photo 11. The reason why I get up in the morning.
Rob: I decided to share the tastyness that is a pushpop with some random late night MacDonalds drive through folks.
Cody: Actually, he tried giving it to a biker. It didn't work, obviously. Rob did get stabbed though.
Rob: I had recently dyed my hair about a half an hour before the adventure started. On our way to the Chuck Wagon!
Cody: Does anyone else smell that country-style late night cooking madness?
Rob: Tim enjoys sucking down nasty tasting liquids. A lot.
Cody: Remember when I said that those tasted like shit? Leave it to Tim to love them.
Cody: Seeing Tim slurp fluids really tickles Stephan's fancy.
Rob: You can almost sense the sexual tension in the air as Stephan lustfully stares at Tim.
Cody: Now I know what it was. Tim ate through these for impression....of you know who.
Rob: Tim was too entranced with the blue slushie shit of death to notice Stephan's look of longing.
Cody: I think this look of disgust is either A: Rob staring as Tim chugs coffee creamer, or B: Rob's happy.
Rob: Not sure what I was looking so serious about. Probably the coffee creamer tasting horrible and tearing up your insides.
Rob: Yeah..I was right.
Cody: As was I.
Cody & Rob: No comment could do this priceless picture justice.
Rob: "Oh..heh, you guy's, there's something you should know."-Stephan.
We should probably let him know we already know, about you know what.
Cody: "ZzzzzzzzZZZzzzzzz." Stephan knows.
Rob: People who play with fire wet the bed, Timmy.
Cody: Tim and fire? NEEEVVVERRR.
Cody & Rob: And the group photo. I really like this a lot. It captures everyone perfectly.
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